Stop angling for a spanking.
Jessica
You wish. Like you’re EVER going to get that chance again.
Charlie
Last I heard, we were at NEVER AGAIN, so yeah, that’s the plan.
Jessica
Then why do you keep texting me?
Charlie
You think the only reason to talk to you is to fuck you?
Jessica
Stop pretending you don’t want to.
* * *
Tuesday 3:19 p.m.
Charlie
You’re making it hard to concentrate.
Jessica
I was following instructions. I thought you were into that.
Charlie
I am into that.
Jessica
Then why are you so grumpy?
Charlie
Because I’ve had to deal with a vexing woman all day.
Jessica
Vexing, huh? Does someone know how to crack a book?
Charlie
Why do you think I’m so creative?
Jessica
You’re not supposed to keep complimenting your sexual prowess.
Charlie