Tuesday, 11:28 a.m.
Jessica
What was your first instinct?
Charlie
That you’ve probably never had anyone tell you to shut up and I was the perfect man for the job.
Jessica
Oh my god, you’re the worst.
* * *
Tuesday 12:43 p.m.
Charlie
Stop distracting me.
Jessica
What are you talking about? I’ve been an angel.
Charlie
You have a very interesting definition of angel.
Jessica
Like I didn’t make you see heaven.
Charlie
Do you still have bruises on your ass?
Jessica
Yes, you jerk. Stop bothering me.
* * *
Tuesday 2:13 p.m.
Jessica
You weren’t supposed to listen, dummy.
Charlie
I can’t entertain you all day. I have a job.
Jessica
You think this is entertaining? I’ve had more fun watching paint dry.
Charlie