Me:
I don’t like you saying stuff like that
Any guy would be lucky to date you
she’s-TOTS-off-limits:
Your house is huge. How long have you had it?
Me:
Nice change of topic. Subtle.
she’s-TOTS-off-limits:
You have a million plants. Ican’t believe you have care instructions on all of them.
Me:
I did warn you.
she’s-TOTS-off-limits:
Didn’t warn me you have an obsession with flora. And so many instruction notes!
You seem so easygoing but you’re a control freak, aren’t you?
Me:
Depends on my mood and who you ask ;)
she’s-TOTS-off-limits:
I’m asking the plants and they agree. You are certifiable.
Me:
My babies would never diss their dad like that.
she’s-TOTS-off-limits:
You’re weird.
Me:
The weirdest potato in the sack, Aloo fry.
she’s-TOTS-off-limits:
Anothernickname?
Me:
Aloo fry = French fry. 100% snackable. Which reminds me, there are snacks in the pantry if you want to raid it.
she’s-TOTS-off-limits:
I’m only here to feed the plants—sorry—babies.