she’s-TOTS-off-limits:
Hockey Boy.
Me:
Is that how you wanna play it?
she’s-TOTS-off-limits:
You’re annoying. The date was fine. I was safe in bed by ten.
Me:
So he was boring?
she’s-TOTS-off-limits:
He was really nice. We had a good time.
Me:
Nice and good are not great ways to describe a date
You gonna see him again?
she’s-TOTS-off-limits:
Don’t think so.
Me:
Why not?
If he’s soooo nice and good
she’s-TOTS-off-limits:
Are you being sarcastic?
Me:
Never.
she’s-TOTS-off-limits:
Uh huh.
I’m not seeing him again because the date ended when he admitted he’s still in love with his ex. He wants to get back together with her.
I helped him pick a gift.
Me:
Oh. Sorry, Tots.
she’s-TOTS-off-limits:
It’s okay. I had fun. At least I know the problem wasn’t me this time.