Lol. I mean, I’m not getting Tarzan from this guy.
Paulo:
I wouldn’t be so sure. He’s wearing antlers and what I hope are animal bones. Dude.
I laugh and shake my head. It is a bit weird, but we all have our quirks. I guess I’ll just have a few questions for this guy.
Me:
What have you been up to, anyway? Any hot dates?
Paulo:
Oh, you know. Focusing on my art. Work. The odd fisting date.
Paulo always knows what to say to make me laugh. He has a warped sense of humor like me.
Me:
Don’t get your arm stuck up there!
Oh, by the way, totally unrelated, but guess who showed up on my ‘people you may know’ on Facebook?
Paulo:
Let me guess. Brian Smith?
Me:
LOL no, although he has shown up before.
I simultaneously laugh and shudder at the reminder of the finance exec whose office I walked into one day while he was watching porn. Gross!
Me:
Sarah Dinkle!
Paulo:
UGGHHH! Don’t even say her name.
I laugh again. Paulo and I met while we both worked at a hotel many years ago, and we ended up working together at another company a few years later. Our friendship is built on shared experiences and a lifetime of crazy work stories. I enjoy tormentinghim by reminding him of psycho former bosses and weird situations.
We have the kind of friendship where once I helped him to catfish his ex after a traumatic breakup.
Me:
Oops! Sorry not sorry lol.
Paulo:
Bitch! Okay, I have to get back to work. Ttyl.
Me:
Byeee! Xo
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