Sapphire, tell me you’re not going to that nudist resort.
Sapphire
I’m not going to that nudist resort.
Or maybe I am.
Fuck’s sake.
A new link whooshes through next, and I read the preview. Vajrasana Buddhist Retreats.
My fingers type back faster than ever before.
Me
A Buddhist retreat?
Sapphire
Yes. I got my words mixed up, you know, nudist and Buddhist sound the same.
Me
I don’t want to go to a Buddhist retreat.
Sapphire
Okay… so what about an extreme spicy eating weekend… to detox… tears, fire, and lots of bathroom usage guaranteed *poop emoji*
Me
Sapphire!
Sapphire
Or a karaoke weekend, meant for people who can’t sing?
Me
Sapphire!
Sapphire
Silent scream therapy? No talking all weekend.
Me
I like the thought of you not talking.
That’s a lie.
Sapphire
Ouch! But okay, so that’s a possibility. What about a survival weekend, like Bear Grylls? Survive on bugs… actually forget that, I’m vegetarian.
Me
Sapphire!