It’s not okay that I have.
Sapphire
Do you even follow me?
Nope. Nope I do not. I’m an overly interested spy.
Divert. Divert.
My thumbs hover over the keyboard and I eventually send a reply.
Me
Why can’t you sleep?
Sapphire
Your avoidance is giving stalker vibes.
Me
I’m not a stalker.
Sapphire
I think you’re a closet rainbow-lover.
Me
I am not.
Sapphire
Yes, you are. I posted a photo of myself to my personal Instagram page today, not to the Safire & Spark one, and I was wearing my pink dress covered in multicolored daisies. You’re a fan, fess up.
Deny. Deny.
Me
I am not. What do you want, Sapphire?
Sapphire
Oh, whatever, you stubborn mule. Anyway, I was just thinking…
Me
Hell, don’t do that, it’s always dangerous when you do.
Sapphire
Ha ha ha. You’re hilarious…
That was sarcasm, just so you know.
Me
Duh!