Me:Not big enough?
Him:That’s very flattering
Me:I can’t imagine you’re a small man
Him:You imagine me a lot do you?
Me:Honestly?
There’s a slight pause. Then he comes back.
Him:Really? Or are you teasing me?
Me:Are you asking if I’ve fantasized about you while I touch myself?
Him:Maybe I am
Me:The answer to that is yes
Him:Fuck
Me:Yes Kingi that was part of the fantasy
Him:OMG
Me:Hold on, I’ll send you a photo of my pussy
Giggling, I text him a picture of a cat.
Him:Jesus, you nearly gave me a heart attack
Me:Hehe
Him:Okay now I have to ask, does the carpet match the drapes?
Me:Kingi!
Him:I’m curious
Me:It does
Him:Fuuuuuuck
Me:LOL
Him:I am so horny right now
Me:Me too
Him:If I send Rob back to get you will you come over?
I chuckle.
Me:Now I know you’re teasing
Him:Only partly
Me:Our sexual relationship will have to remain long distance for now