“I joined the team. So?”
“So, suddenly every girl in school wanted your ass.”
Ego goes quiet.
“Oh shit. Don't you fucking dare?—”
“Oh yeah. I think Sabrina will love learning how the girls kept on calling you Ego.”
His groan echoes through the speaker.
“Shut the fuck up, Kai.”
“Not because you were a little pudgy?—”
“Kai, don’t you dare!”
“but because they didn't wanna let go their Ego.”
“I'm hanging up now and you better keep quiet!”
I grin.
“Too late. Sabrina's getting the whole story.”
“I’ll tell Mom! If she finds out you're telling people about the Egg-o years, she'll kill you for fat shaming me!”
“Ha! She’ll provide the proof. You know Mom has pictures.”
Silence.
“Fucking shit,” Ego whispers.
“Exactly.”
“Okay, after this OLG thing, we need to break into Mom’s house.”
“Maybe. If you quit it with the double dating shit.”
“No promises!”
“Promise or Operation Toaster Waffle is a no-go.”
“Fuck you, asshole.”
“Love you too, Egg-o.”
“Fuck you twice. And I’m telling Sabrina to block your number?—”
Click.
I hang up before he can say anything else.
He’s such an asshole.
But I'm still grinning.
Because I love fucking with him.