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Bree

I’m being taken care of by a sweet old woman who makes sure I shower and feeds me homemade muffins. It could be worse

Zoey

Is “sweet old woman” a euphemism for something younger, maler, and hotter?

Bree

No, you perv. My neighbor’s real grandma has been amazing. I’m walking to her house now for a girls night

Zoey

*wink face* I see

Noah

*a picture of Peanut snuggling with Noah’s new little baby, Stella*

We’re doing fine here.

Bree

That almost makes me want to get on a plane to Sunset Harbor. ALMOST.

Noah

We’ll take you anytime the urge strikes, B.

Zoey

So will we! I could use some wedding planning help. Patricia is going wild with the engagement party, guys. I don’t know if she understands the meaning of “small dinner” *crying face emoji*

Bree

When this blows over, I’ll be there!

Zoey

How did you manage the anonymity, anyway? I’ve been dying to know. I can’t make it a block without being recognized

Bree

Makeup and a wig, mostly. Plus I stole Cat’s clothes so I’m not wearing my typical style. But you know how much magic a blonde wig and some freckles can be

Zoey

Contouring for the win

Noah

You took Cat’s favorite shorts, and she wants them back.

Bree

Sorry and I love her. I’ll mail them. Which ones???

Noah