They both turn when they hear my voice. Past them, Loch’s younger brother Ronan—my cousin—and Akira Mori, another Para Bellum member from Japan, are grinning like a couple of assholes at the scene playing out in front of them.
Lochlan scowls at me. “What’s up?”
“That’s what I just askedyou,” I frown. “What’s going on?”
Selene sighs deeply. “Lochlan thinks it’s still the 1800s and that he, as a member of the patriarchy, has authority over me because I have a vagina.”
Lochlan winces. “Do me a favor. Never mention yourvaginato me again.”
“Oh, you mean mycunt? Mypussy?”
“Dude, come on!” Lochlan groans, pulling away from Selene with a sour face. “I truly do not need to ever hear you,my cousin, say any of those wor?—”
“Poon. Vajay-jay. Hoo-ha.Vullllva?—”
“Selene!!!”
I hold up my hands. “Can someone calmly, maybe without using any words foranyone’sgenitals, tell me what thefuckis going on?”
Lochlan shoves his fingers through his tussled sandy brown hair. “You heard what was going on in our fucking hot tub at the party on Friday?”
Nope.
I’ve been kinda out of the loop on anything and everything since…well…
Since I discovered my new favorite flavor, if we’re being honest.
“No, but I think you’re about to fill me in.”
“This one?—”
“I do have a fucking name, dickhead,” Selene growls as Lochlan jams a thumb in her direction.
“Fine.Our dear cousin Selenedecided to go skinny dipping.”
I shrug. “I mean, I don’t need the full visual, but…so?”
“Thank you, Achilles,” Selene mutters. “And for the record, I wasn’tskinny dipping. I had underwear on.”
“Oh,muchbetter,” Lochlan grunts. “Anyway, it’s not what she was or wasn't wearing. She was in there alone withKirill.”
My brows knit.
Huh.
Ronan clears his throat. “Also worth mentioning that the creep was butt-ass naked and waving his fucking dick around at our guests.”
I arch a brow as my attention shifts back to Selene. She sighs heavily.
“Dude, it was a party.”
I frown. “Exactly why was Kirill Tsarenko waving his dick around?”
Selene snorts. “Because he got it pierced and was in a sharing mood?”
Akira and Ronan crack up on the couches behind them.
“Wait-wait-wait.” Akira frowns at Selene. “Aren’t you and Kirill cousins?”