CALLUM
ZamBROnies
Theo-who-won’t-shut-up:
Anyone seen Cal?
Rookie:
My eyes hurt. It’s six a.m.
Theo-who-won’t-shut-up:
Seriously, Finnigan?
text me
Hollie’s gone
You can have your room back
Rohan:
Why can’t you ever fucking type in a single message?
Theo-who-won’t-shut-up:
You can complain about my texting style later
HELP ME FIND CAL
Flight’s in two hours
HE CAN’T MISS IT
Moore:
Did you kick Finnigan out to get laid?
Theo-who-won’t-shut-up:
Don’t make me feel bad, Yogi bear
And yes…
FIVE times
Pretty sure my name was changed to god last night
Moore:
I didn’t ask.
Theo-who-won’t-shut-up:
I want you to be proud of me
Moore: