He is?!
Rookie:
Dude she looked like Jessica Rabbit’s sexy cousin
Theo-who-won’t-shut-up:
YAAAS! CAL’S GETTING IT UP AGAIN.
You go, my boy!
Need tips?
Me:
Seriously,fuck you
Theo-who-won’t-shut-up:
I would but ive got a sexy librarian im taking back to the room.
Rohan:
She’s a waitress, dumbass.
Theo-who-won’t-shut-up:
Not tonight
shes a librarian and imma be the naughty boy with late fines
Me:
Gross
Turning off this chat now
Mateo:
That’s more information than I ever need, Novak.
Filter? Apply it.
Rookie:
I feel like I shouldn’t be here. Should I be here?
Theo-who-won’t-shut-up:
Why can’t you fuckers be happy for me?
Rohan:
I’llpay you to let me leave this hellhole.
Theo-who-won’t-shut-up:
I’ll follow you to the ends of Earth, big bear