V. Talwar:
HR is going to have a field day when I complain about you.
V. Oberoi:
Good luck. I'll complain right back.
V. Talwar:
About what?
V. Oberoi:
Wearing a skirt that shows all that leg?
V. Talwar:
This is perfectly acceptable office attire,you wank-nozzle.
V. Oberoi:
Wank-nozzle?
Do you have a book where you write these down?
V. Talwar:
Never telling you, Judgy McJerkface.
V. Oberoi:
Not judging.
Just can't stop looking.
V. Talwar:
Shut your blinds.
V. Oberoi:
Doesn't help with the sounds.
Your laugh is distracting.
V. Talwar:
Boohoo.
Is the sound of my enjoyment too loud for you?
Be prepared to go deafthen.
V. Oberoi:
Oh Princess.
The sound of your enjoyment is exactly what I'd like to go deaf to; with you screaming my name in my ear when I make you come again.