Finn
There he is! So… saving the world yet?
Archie
Cut me some slack! I’ve only been here for a few hours. We start tomorrow.But I have already played football, in case you’re wondering.
Finn
Of course you have.
Cameron
Wait—are you at a sports camp or a humanitarian mission?
Archie
It was just a kickabout with some kids. They did, however, confirm I’m a world-class keeper.
Finn
Suuuure.
Cameron
Is that how you boost your confidence now? Beating little children?
Archie
Believe it or not, they were quite good.
Finn
So, did you win?
Archie
Yep. Even played midfield. That didn’t go so well, though. Nearly took someone’s head off.
Cameron
You should really leave that position to the professionals, keeper boy.
Finn
Only you could go on a humanitarian trip and almost injure someone on your first day.
Archie
Oh, and I haven’t even told you the best part yet. It was my neighbour.
Finn
Wait! THE neighbour? Miss Posh Complainer?
Cameron
No way! Did she follow you?