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‘I hope you find peace with it,’ I say, lifting my drink. ‘Sometimes people just make no sense.’

He clinks glasses with me. ‘No, they don’t.’

We busy ourselves eating for a few moments before Cam breaks the silence.

‘What do you think of the chicken? Is it spicy enough?’

‘It’s delicious,’ I say. ‘I love spicy chicken. Being gluten and lactose intolerant means I get most of my protein from chicken and fish.’

‘Interesting,’ he says, giving me a quizzical look.

‘How so?’ I stop eating.

‘Because in your interview you told me you were a very strict vegan.’

I gulp. Of course, Lois would have said that. She has been trying to ‘turn’ me for over four years.

‘I am. I mean, I was. Until, erm, yesterday.’

Lies upon lies upon lies.

Cam has not taken his gaze from mine. ‘Yesterday?’

I nod slowly.

‘You are full of surprises.’

I’m full of shit, he means.

‘It’s almost as though you’re a completely different person to the one I interviewed last summer.’

I’m like a rabbit in the headlights.

‘I am?’

‘Tell me about this sister of yours. Do you have any photos of the two of you together?’

Crap.

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‘I do not have any photos… of me and my sister together… about my person,’ I say in a flat robotic tone, enunciating each word carefully as though it might be taken down and used as evidence against me in a court of law.

‘Tell me about her. Are you alike?’

Oh, goodness. He is not going to drop it. I can’t read his face either.

‘Well, she’s a little older than me.’ Not technically a lie as she is three and a half minutes older. ‘And she’s a nurse. Which means she’s very outspoken and quite bossy with it.’

Cam is stroking his chin stubble, taking in every word. ‘How much older exactly?’

‘Three, she’s older by three, erm…’ I take a deep breath in.

‘Years?’

I shake my head.

‘Months?’ He is looking confused.