Ifill Alice in on the latest drama.
Alice:
It sounds like they've done this before with him.
Me:
His dad is cool to say the least.
Yes, it must not be their first rodeo.
Alice:
I am definitely getting the impression that he is used to this particular Scary Go Round with his kid.
"Didn't I cash in all my fucking tickets for this, Timmy?”
Me:
Poor guy served several overseas military tours and then retired from an impressive pharmaceutical exec job, lives to tell the tale, and then his son is a dickhead.
Alice:
"PIVOOOOOOOOT YOUR LIFE"
Me:
You are hilarious and I love you. Exactly!
OMG, when I was on the phone with his dad, he was running up to me and mouthing ‘fuck you’. So I told his dad, and he told him to stop. Wild.
So immature, he’s like mental age 5.
Alice:
This feels like a sitcom on a writer’s strike.
Like a show that ‘hired a veteran actor (dad) and a new young hotshot (Timmy) so the energy is absolutely wild.'
Everyone's just waiting for Charlie Sheen to tire out and fall asleep.
But, until he does, he's smacking everyone on the way.
Me:
Charlie Sheen also needs more sleep.
Alice:
Yeah, and that’s the thing.
Enabled people just keep doing stuff.
Me:
Yep.
I hate that he's in the apartment I paid for.