Alice:
Yeah, because he is.
Me:
The dad survived combat missions.
The mother had several miscarriages before having him.
So he’s clearly meant to be on this earth, but why? When he acts like this? It sounds horrible, but why?
He literally almost paralyzed me because he’s a drunken lunatic.
Alice:
Precisely this.
Me:
He finally admitted to pouring ramen water on me.
Alice:
Good.
He’s choked you, hit you, poured boiling water on you, and thrown you to the ground several times.
Me:
Yes. When you put it like that…
Alice:
When you boil it down, the soup stock isn’t very good.
Me:
AND brought a chainsaw out at least twice and threatened to chop my head off with it.
Alice:
NOPE.
FUCKING NO.
That’s not a joke. That’s an active threat.
Me:
Last time he did that, I asked the cops if that was normal behavior. And they said ‘no miss, in fact, that’s quite abnormal.’
Alice:
Because it isn’t.
Me:
Well, I’ve heard that he’s done this before.