Zeke walks away with me in his arms and almost immediately notices that his insult has made me start crying. I have never doneanything to anyone to deserve that. I mind my own business and don’t cause trouble.
“Fuck what he says,” Zeke says. “He’s just a lonely little fuck who can’t get anyone unless he drugs them first.”
By the time we get into the car, I am asleep. I don’t wake up until I’m being laid on something. I groan and hold onto Brett. Instead of laying me down and leaving me, he lays down next to me. I feel another body behind me before they get me undressed then redressed in a T-shirt and underwear.
Zeke lays behind me while I resume snuggling against Brett’s chest. “You don’t have to stay,” I mumble.
“Do you want us to stay?” Brett asks. When I don’t say anything, he cups my chin and lifts my face. “Alice?”
“Yeah,” I admit. “Is that weird?”
“Not at all,” he smiles. “We will stay.”
“Sleep, Mousey. We are right here,” Zeke says, kissing my shoulder.
All week has been amazing. Saturday night I had sex with Zeke and Brett, then they ended up taking me home and staying with me through most of Sunday. They’re admittedly amazing caretakers and I like being around them. I never thought I’d say that, but they have stopped teasing me as much. They still pick at me but it’s different now.
They texted me to add me to a group chat with them and we’ve talked all week long. I’ve gotten to know them more and we’ve talked about everything. Wednesday, I made a vague comment about having to go to the store because we had nothing for dinner. Thirty minutes later they were at our door with dinner. After we ate, we went to my room to relax but we ended up having sex again. I didn’t realize just how sore I still was, but it was still just as amazing.
Tonight, I am sitting in bed reading when I get a text from Kaylee, who is at a party.
Kaylee: You need to come out and meet me.
Me: Why?
Kaylee: Uhhh. Your men are a bit drunk. They’re requesting you.
Me: This sounds… Is this a trap?
Kaylee: Not in a bad way. I promise.
Me: Okay. Give me a little bit and I’ll be there.
I get out of bed and get dressed, get in my car and drive to the address that Kaylee sent me. It’s only a five-minute drive before I get out of the car and walk up to the house.
“Hey,” Kaylee smiles.
“So… they’re extremely drunk,” she says.
“Why did you call them my Men?” I ask as I follow her inside.
“Because they are. They haven’t even talked to another girl, let alone hookup with anyone else. This is good.”
When I get into the living room of the house party, Brett and Zeke spot me and smile brightly. “Just in time for the song,” Zeke slurs.
“Oh no,” I laugh. “I feel like I should stop this. They’re about to make a fool of themselves.”
“I think that’s the point, babe,” Kaylee says. “You expressed what you were going to feel like making fun of you so they’re giving everyone something to make fun of them for.”
“That’s really sweet but stupid,” I say.
“Just let them.” she laughs. “I want to see this.”
I sigh and sit on the couch to watch. The song ‘You are so beautiful.” From the old movie ‘The Little Rascals’ comes on and I cover my mouth to stop myself from laughing when they start to sing.
They are not just drunk, but they cannot carry a tune. It’s comically bad but it’s also the sweetest thing anyone has ever done. Everyone is laughing or taking a video, but they’re entirely focusedon me. When they get done with the song, everyone claps. I wait for everyone to move on before I stand.
“You two are crazy,” I say as Zeke hugs me. “You reek of tequila.”