I shrug. “I think her name was Brittany. Or Tiffany. Wait, no, something with an ‘M.’ Shit, I dunno. She was some sexy little blonde I met at a place by the boardwalk.”
“Was she able to take the whole thing?” Lucas asks.
“Wouldn’t you like to know, you horny homo.” I play-punch him in the arm. “Nah, but she gave it her best shot. I think she was able to fit about three or four inches in her mouth before she started gagging and drooling all over my nuts. I didn’t get to bone her, though. She said she was afraid I’d stretch her out so she gave me a hand job instead.
“Sorry, bro,” Lucas says.
“It’s alright. Comes with the territory.”
It’s sad, but true. Having a big dick is fun to show off, and I love the attention. But most girls have trouble getting past my fat mushroom head. I’ve never met someone who can take everything I’ve got. If I ever do, I swear I’m gonna ask her to marry me on the spot.
“What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without hooking up?” Connor asks.
“Hell, I don’t know.” I try to remember my first two years of college, and then my senior year of high school. “A week, maybe, when I was younger. It wasn’t as easy in high school. Word got around.”
“A week?” Lucas snorts and shakes his head. “It’s beenmonthssince I had a date.”
“Ya gotta put yourself out there,” I say.
Lucas loud-whispers to Connor. “I bet he couldn’t last two weeks without hooking up with a girl.”
I puff up my chest. “Bullshit.”
“No way.” Lucas turns toward me. “Two weeks would destroy you.”
“Hey, you guys are acting like I have no self-control. I bet I could even go three weeks if I really wanted.”
Wait, shut up, Nick.I don’t know why I’m trying to make a bet I can’t win. But something competitive is stirring inside me. Looking at the way they all smirk, so certain they have me figured out. They even take bets on my social habits. I feel like a tool.
“Make it a full month and we’ll have a deal,” Lucas says. I can tell by the way his eyes gleam that he’s certain I will say no.Big Nick is too weak, he’s probably thinking.
“A full month, huh?” My nuts ache just imagining going that long. “What are the stakes?”
“I’ll put fifty dollars down that says you’ll never make it. If you do—which you definitely won’t—the money is yours.”
“Are you serious?” Connor asks. Lucas nods. “Okay, then, I’ll put twenty on that.”
“Hold up, let me write this down.” Lucas starts tapping away at his phone screen. “Okay, fifty for me. Twenty for Connor.”
Jon and Clay chime in. They each want to put up fifty of their own. The guys from the living room want in on the action, too, so they add in a couple hundred. Lucas calls upstairs to the guys in their rooms and asks if they want to add to the pot.
My head is spinning wondering what I’ve gotten myself into. A whole month without sex sounds insane. But some extra cash sure would be nice.
Five of my brothers clomp down the stairs and funnel into the kitchen. Leading the gang is Andre, who’s the top dog of the house. He’s a good guy, deep down, but he’s bossy as hell and always wants to control everyone. When he hears about the bet, he leers in a way that makes my stomach clench.
“How much are we up to?” Andre asks after everyone has committed to a share.
“Seven-twenty-five,” Lucas says.
I can’t believe my ears. “Seven-hundred-twenty-five dollars? And all I have to do is not fuck a girl for a month?”
“Let’s raise the stakes, boys,” Andre says. “I’ll bring us up to an even thousand.”
“A thousand?” Lucas asks.
Andre nods confidently. “But there’s a catch.”
“Of course,” I mutter.