Roper
I’m sure Mr. NYC would love to know that
Ryder
No way. He’s in mourning. It’s sad. Just lost his guy. Married & everything
Roper
WHOA
Ryder
inorite? :(
Roper
is he hot too? tell me he’s hot. I’m so sick of looking at cowboy butts
There was a pause and then Roper added,
that’s a lie, I will never get sick of cowboy butts
He fought his chuckle.
Ryder
super pretty, in a sad, serious SUPER CLASSY way. He’s like a model.
Roper
Oh, so you’re fucked. You draw rednecks
Ryder
like moths to a bug zapper
Roper
use your personal fund to pay them to go away. you have one right? a fund? I think that’s a rich people thing.
He rolled his eyes.
Ryder
U do remember the $2.5mil medical bill? Bankruptcy? I got a laptop, a truck, & a phone.
Roper
Right…you got a sexy bro too
Ryder
I know. You look JUST LIKE ME. Lucky you!
Roper
Funny. Less beat up.