$31,750 reasons to become whatever version of myself Giovanni Bavga wants to buy.
It’s not even a question of whether I’ll try.
It’s a question of whether I’ll survive this game with my dignity intact.
9
The game reveals itself in layers.
First the confusion, then the panic, then the inevitable surrender.
It’s a reliable sequence—one I’ve seen play out across boardrooms and bedrooms with equal predictability. The psychological progression never varies, only the setting and stakes change.
Little Miss Take’s performance is proceeding exactly as expected.
I settle back against the supple leather couch, the double espresso cooling untouched beside me on the glass table. The laptop screen divides into four quadrants of surveillance feeds, each capturing a different angle of her struggle with my Aventador.
The cabin cam provides the most entertainment—her face cycling through frustration, determination, and the particular brand of desperation that comes with being completely out of one’s depth. Those expressive pale green eyes widening then narrowing as she confronts each new obstacle.
She doesn’t know how to close the scissor door. Of course she doesn’t. How could she? These aren’t the pedestrian hingesfound on economy cars and family sedans that litter the decaying streets of Riverview.
The Aventador demands reverence in every interaction, even something as fundamental as securing the cabin. The vertical door system is engineered to intimidate outsiders—to create a barrier between those who understand Italian automotive excellence and those who merely observe it from a distance.
The overhead cam tracks her slender hands as they search for something familiar, something intuitive. There’s nothing intuitive about a Lamborghini. That’s half the point. The car is designed to exclude the uninitiated, to separate those who belong from those who don’t. The learning curve is the entrance fee, the price of admission to a world most never glimpse.
Her fingers, with their chipped nail polish—another sign of her financial precarity—trace uncertain paths across surfaces meant to be mastered, not questioned.
She reaches upward, fingers stretching toward the door’s edge, missing the pull strap entirely. Amateur mistake. Her lips move in what the mic feed translates as a string of creative profanities. “Holy mother of overpriced Italian bullshit” comes through with particular clarity.
Inventive, at least. I’ll give her that.
There’s something refreshing about her unfiltered reactions—so different from the calculated responses I typically encounter in my business operations.
The instrument cluster feed shows what she sees—a dashboard that might as well be written in hieroglyphics to someone who’s probably never driven anything more complicated than a ten-year-old Honda.
The carbon fiber finish gleams under the overhead lights, buttons and toggles arranged in a configuration that requires specialized knowledge. The red accents flash like warning signs she can’t interpret.
Each control surface represents another potential mistake, another opportunity to reveal her inadequacy.
She keeps glancing at the key fob in her hand like it might contain instructions. It doesn’t. The weight of it seems to surprise her—another detail she wasn’t prepared for. Everything about luxury is heavier, more substantial than its common counterparts. It’s a lesson she’s learning in real time.
Finally, her fingers find the interior pull strap. Recognition flashes across her face—a small victory in a morning of defeats. The freckles across her nose seem to darken as a flush of accomplishment colors her cheeks. She yanks it downward withexcessiveforce, overcompensating for uncertainty.
The door slams shut with a mechanical thunk that’s embarrassingly loud in the empty parking lot. The mic picks up the sound with perfect clarity—the acoustic signature of someone who doesn’t belong in a car like mine. It’s the sound of an outsider trying to navigate a world built specifically to exclude them.
She flinches at the noise. Blinks twice. Settles back into the seat, trying to recalibrate her composure. I watch her swallow hard, the delicate movement of her throat betraying her anxiety. The leather seat dwarfs her slight frame, another reminder of her displacement.
The rearview cam captures her exhaling slowly, shoulders dropping a fraction of an inch. A failed attempt at self-regulation. Her hands hover above the steering wheel without touching it, as if it might burn her. The contrast between her worn secondhand cardigan and the hand-stitched leather interior creates a visual dissonance that’s almost artistic in its stark opposition.
This is the pattern with most people—paralysis in the face of unfamiliar power. They freeze when given access to something beyond their experience. They hesitate when they should act.They overthink when they should simply execute. It’s why the wealthy stay wealthy and the powerful remain in control. The barriers aren’t just financial—they’re psychological.
I take a sip of espresso, finally. It’s cold. Imperfect. I set it aside with a slight grimace as the laptop feed continues its silent broadcast of her incompetence. She hasn’t even attempted to start the engine yet. Her fingers have moved to the steering wheel now, tracing the embossed bull logo with something like reverence. At this rate, she’ll be late returning with my suit—another demerit to add to her growing collection in theSistema di Demerito.
Not that it matters. The demerits are simply a mechanism to maintain control, to establish boundaries. The real purpose of this exercise isn’t to test her ability to drive an exotic car or retrieve a suit.
It’s more fundamental than that. It’s to observe how she handles failure. And so far, she’s failing beautifully.
But there’s an authenticity to her struggle that I find unexpectedly compelling.