Fish: I’m surprised you know what Magic Mike is.
Evan: Fuck you.
Sully: Well, I can’t wait to see it. Let me know when it’s up.
Nelly: It’s up. *Inserts link*
Bouch: Here we go.
Sully: Oh my god. Fish! You asked Pierre if you could take his sister to dinner on camera.
Fish: It was part of the bet. I was playing it up for the cameras.
Evan: Bullshit.
Felix: For the record, we said yes. I was looking forward to an all-expenses-paid dinner.
Bouch: It’s been up twenty minutes, and it’s already at fifty thousand views.
Nelly: The comments are insane.
Sully: Someone called Fish the hockey Magic Mike.
Fish: I saw that. I’m flattered. I’m never going to live this down, am I?
Emmett: Nope.
Fish: Shit.
Sully: Someone also said Collette should be on the team because her shooting is cleaner than yours.
Fish: Less flattered by that one.
Emmett: The engagement on this is going to be huge. Good for the team, honestly.
Sully: Cap finding the silver lining in Fish’s public humiliation. Leadership.
Emmett: It’s what I do.
Evan: Four hundred thousand.
Bouch: In an hour???
Nelly: Fish, you’re famous.
Fish: I was already famous.
Evan: Famous for stripping on ice. Very different.
Pierre: Collette just told me, Renee, her boss is thrilled. Apparently, media outlets are already picking it up.
Felix: Our sister is a content queen.
Pierre: She really is.
Fish: Can I just point out that I did the stripping. I am the content.
Sully: You are the content. The content of everyone’s jokes.