Emmett, Justin, and Pierre’s phones all ding at the same time.
“Shit,” Justin curses.
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FISH
Felix: Fish married my sister.
Sully: Are you concussed?
Bouch: What the fuck?
Nelly: Which sister???
Emmett: Seriously?
Felix: Collette.
Sully: Married how?
Bouch: As in legally married? Or spiritually married.
Felix: As in flew to DC in the middle of our Christmas party and got married.
Nelly: I’m sorry, what?
Evan: Fish. Is this true?
Istare at my phone, fuck. Evan is going to be so hurt I didn’t tell him.
Fish: Yes. It’s true.
The chat goes insane.
Bouch: During the Christmas party?
Nelly: When? We were all at that party. How?
Evan: I’m not surprised.
Bouch: Wait, you knew?
Evan: I knew they were together. I didn’t know about the marriage.
Bouch: What the hell, Fish? You didn’t even tell your bestie.
Nelly: So #Fishette was real all this time.
Fish: Yes.
Sully: The videos were convincing.
Nelly: I can’t believe the biggest playboy is married. Married!
Bouch: The bunnies are going to be so upset.
Fish: More for you.