“That’s his precious space!” Jade said. Even her face was red. “You two are freaky.”
“They are,” Mollie said. “I’ve heard too much.”
“So have I, Mrs. Breeding Kink.”
“Whoa!” Jade said. “Grace gets a bedazzled cock, you get a breeding fetish, and Wren gets to do things in public places?”
“And I get tied up,” Wren added.
“This isn’t fair! When will it be my turn?”
“Hang on,” Mollie said, putting up a finger. “I think we need to circle back to the bedazzled cock.”
“I think Grace would too if it hadn’t gotten her pregnant.”
“Jade!” I hissed. “You are the worst.”
“But you love me!”
18
DEAN
Dad Company (But Sometimes Good Advice)
G. Singh:What do you do when the kids you’re watching start to throw bees at people?
Comments:
Robert Colt:Please remember rule one. Only real advice is needed here.
G. Singh:It’s real. Pic for proof. They’re scooping them up. With their hands.
Ryan Kim:OH.
Dean Briggs:Kids throw bees???? Like throw them? Is this what I have to look forward to?
Oliver Brian:I am a dad to three kids and this might be a first for me.
Robert Colt:Calmly tell them the risk associated.
G. Singh:Tried that. They told me to eat rocks and now I have a bee sting on my eyebrow.
G. Singh:Kids still have zero bee stings.
“Holy shit.”Wren’s eyes went wide when she walked in. “Did you finish the electrical?”
I stepped back from the wall I’d been working on. I’d not been able to sleep much over the weekend while waiting for Grace’s test results. I’d felt bad for calling out sick on Wren, so I’d come in during the night.
“Yeah, I did.”
“How the hell—” She crossed her arms. “Did you sneak in here?”
I only shrugged. “I wanted it done. And I felt bad for calling out on Friday.”
Wren hummed. “You had a good reason.”
I hadn’t given her much of one at all, but she’d still let me have the time off. It only made me feel worse.