DATE: NOV 17
To: kdbookonline.com
From: kdbookonline.com
Somehow it autocorrected to his email. DANG you for having the same first three letters as the worst person ever!! WHAT DO I DO???
DATE: NOV 17
To: kdbookonline.com
From: kdbookonline.com
I don’t know the level I should be freaking out at. WHAT DID IT SAY?!
DATE: NOV 17
To: kdbookonline.com
From: kdbookonline.com
WORDS. LOTS AND LOTS OF WORDS THAT HE WILL DEFINITELY TAKE THE WRONG WAY. I mentioned his hams. I remember that. I MENTIONED HIS FINE PAIR OF HAMS.
I will be switching schools immediately. It was nice knowing you.
DATE: NOV 17
To: kdbookonline.com
From: kdbookonline.com
GIF of woman spitting out her coffee
DATE: NOV 17
To: kdbookonline.com
From: kdbookonline.com
You did this to me. You got in my head! They were allyourphrases. I was throwing all the things you said about him back at you. SARCASTICALLY.
DATE: NOV 17
To: kdbookonline.com
From: kdbookonline.com
In my defense, itisa nice butt. We both agreed on that.
Maybe this should be a lesson for us to text each other instead of emailing.
DATE: NOV 17
To: kdbookonline.com
From: kdbookonline.com
I can type faster in an email.