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Council Motherf*ckers Group Chat
RUBI: Who stole the Al Stewart CD from the bone rattler?
NASH: anyone with a brain
RUBI: Not you then
DECOY: it’s on the other truck. i found it in the loading bay
NASH: do not play that fucking cat song at me
RUBI: Nashie, you need a holiday
NASH: go to the window
RUBI: Why? What am I looking for?
NASH: look for WHO THE FUCK ASKED YOU
CAM: stfu
TEDDY: Children
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NASH: bon iver for elder make up sex
RUBI: I sent them a Belinda Carlisle playlist.
NASH: one song on repeat?
RUBI: You know it. Do you need the TR collection yet?
NASH: what do u think?
RUBI: I think the Locktipus mates for life. Hang in there, Nashie. I love you xxx
NASH: love u x
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MATEO: im on willow duty 2nite. she’s home. how much u wanna no abt the weed her m8 bougt on th way home?
LOCKE: nothing at all. thanks brother
LOCKE: how much weed?
MATEO: ten bag weak skunk
LOCKE: weak?
MATEO: i jumped the dealer and cheked
MATEO: *checked
LOCKE: thank u